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One day girlfriend ask him : One day girlfriend ask him darling our engagement will you give me a ring? yea sure why not. Give your Mobile number.
When I was born said : When I was born said, oh shit! another God! & when you were born he said, oh shit competition..!
Fill in the blank : Fill in the blank I'm you friend a) cute b) sweet c)loving d) boy/girl e) best of all reply is a must.
Do you know the : Do you know the full form of college C-come O-on L-lets L-love E-each G-girl E-equally..... That's why boys go to college regular.
Who said English is easy : Who said English is easy, fill in the blank with yes or no.. 1..I don't have brain ..2..... I don't have sense...3 ... I am stupid.
If your world is spinning round & round : If your world is spinning round & round your heart is beating fast, do you think it's love?
Merry Christmas, enjoy new year : Merry Christmas, enjoy new year, happy Easter, good luck on valentines, spooky Halloween & happy birthday now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 month!
What happen to your mobile : What happen to your mobile, I was trying to call you, but I got this smg, welcome to d jungle network, d monkey you r trying to call is on tree please try later.
First the engagement ring : First the engagement ring , then the wedding ring, then the suffering!
Last night I lay in my bed : Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky. Then I thought where the fuck is my roof.
Birdy in the sky dropped : Birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows cant fly!
If your vegetarian : If your vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food.
I'm a killer : I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend. I kill you free for my love.
It's been a rough day : It's been a rough day, I got up this morning, put on a shirt & a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase & the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to bathroom.
Jesus says to john come forth ill : Jesus says to john come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster.
At this moment in time : At this moment in time 10 million people are having sex 5 million people are drinking coffee. 100 million people are sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
The rain makes all things beautiful : The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers to. If rain makes all things beautiful why does't it rain on you.
I want to know : I want to know that our friendship means a lot to me. You cry i cry. You lough i lough. You jump out of the window... i look down & then i lough again.
An Independant study has proven : An Independant study has proven that those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are reading this message in their right hand!
I'm @ the police station : I'm @ the police station now been done for drink driving urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample they are now doing me for talking the piss.
Girl are like phones : Girl are like phones, we like to be held and talked too - but if you press the wrong button you will be disconnected !
